Rated M for Mumbo

The screen played the age old tale of romance, the guy couldn't get the girl until he changed who he was, all to realize in the end that who he was in the beginning was who he should remain.
The crowd nodded happily as the story progressed, an occasional tear, a series of chuckles, every once in a while a wayward sigh.

"You people actually LIKE THIS?!" A voice rang out through the auditorium.
A giant Mumbo head burst through the screen, oversized and smiling evilly.
"Come on people, There's nothing new and exciting about this."
Mumbo's head shrunk to a pinprick and disappeared through the curtain which was torn into shreds to reveal a space which wasn't there before.
A stage of sorts had appeared, wooden floorboards and a great red curtain encircled the stage as ta colorfully painted backdrop advertised Mumbo the Magician.
The Mumbo painting's head turned towards the audience.
"For my first trick I'll need a LOVELY volunteer." It said.
A gloved hand showing a small amount of blue forearm came out of a seat in the third row of the Theatre and encircled a woman's mouth, preventing her from making any sound while a second white gloved hand grabbed her wrist and began to wave her hand wildly.
"Well, you'll do." Said the painting, vanishing in a puff of lavender smoke to reveal a fully dressed Mumbo devoid of arms.
"Mumbo Jumbo!" He shouted gleefully as the woman's chair rose and landed upon the stage.
Leaning in, Mumbo reattached his arms from the chair and rolled his hat down his arm. Pulling first from his hat a running chainsaw and throwing it offstage, and then quickly in succession a live cheetah, a mini cooper, a pair of oversized scissors wearing a top hat and smiling cheerfully and finally a small magic wand.
Waving the wand, metal bands came out of the chair and pinned the lady back down in her seat.
"Trust me, you'll want to sit for this one, it'll take your legs right out from under you." He said, leaning on the top edge of her chair.
"And that's only if it works!! Otherwise it'll leave them attached to your body, and where's the FUN in that?!" He shouted, elongating his arm and pulling the chainsaw back from offstage.

Scorpion was in the audience and as soon as he saw Mumbo reach for the chainsaw he ran forward and kicked the Chainsaw from his hand, he flipped in mid-air and would land on Mumbo`s head, bringing him to the ground and ruining his hat You have the right to remain silent!

"Oh my!" Mumbo said excitedly as his head popped from his torso and pivoted to face Scorpion, reattaching itself as he turned around fully.
"Looks like we have a NEW volunteer, folks! You can go now, toots." He said, snapping his fingers and releasing the metal bands holding the girl to the chair.
Mumbo smiled and vanished in a puff of smoke, leaving the mini cooper from before in its place which promptly honked twice, flashed its lights and drove off the stage and through the wall of the movie theatre to be released into the parking lot.
"Lemme guess, you're new to showbiz, huh kid?" He said, smirking as he walked back on from offstage and adjusting his gloves.

Showbiz? You mean Showbuissness Scorpion looked at him re-enter, sent a slash to his hat that would cut it clean off his head, flipped backwards away from any close-range counter attacks and went into a mock pose Make your move